A New Yorker’s View of Gun Control

During my last visit to New York City, I stumbled into an unexpected discussion about its restrictive gun polices.

The discussion occurred after I ducked into a coffee shop. The place was empty except for three transit employees.

“I don’t know why the kid shot me,” said one of the men. “But I got myself some protection now.”

Curious, I introduced myself and asked the fellow about his story.

“One day three years ago,” he said, “I’m sitting in my Brooklyn neighborhood in my 2008 Lincoln, eating a sandwich.

“This kid comes up to the passenger side and tells me how nice my car is. A lot of people compliment my ride, so I think nothing of it.

“But then he tells me to give him the keys. I think he’s kidding, so I laugh. He pulls out a gun — a 9-mm handgun, I think.

“I tell the kid I don’t want no trouble. I open the door to start getting out. But then I make a big mistake. When he reaches through the window to grab my keys, I grab the keys before he can get them.

“He says, ‘I’m gonna pop you, man!’ I look into his eyes and they’re black as death. Then BOOM!

“The next thing I know, I wake hooked up to all kind of wires in the hospital and the doctor is telling me how lucky I am. The bullet hit me in the right shoulder and passed out the left armpit — just missing my heart.

“That was three years ago, but I’m OK now. I guess it wasn’t my time to go.”

I was spellbound by his story and the matter-of-fact way he told it, but his story grew more fascinating when he told me how he now is breaking the law to protect himself and his family.

“In New York,” he said, “the gun laws are so strict, the majority of people who have them are the criminals. Maybe if you’re a small-business owner or have some other valid reason for protecting yourself, you might get a permit to carry. But if you’re a regular guy like me, forget about it.

“But I live on the Brooklyn-Queens border, and in that part of town there’s only one way to protect yourself — you got to let the punks know you’re packing heat.

“So I bought myself a street gun that I carry with me everywhere. Lots of the decent people in my neighborhood are carrying illegal guns. It’s the only thing we can do.”

The fellow knew what he was talking about.

A Cato Institute study found that 60 percent of criminals would not attack if they knew a potential victim were carrying a gun.

In New York City, though, it’s the criminals, not the innocent civilians, who are often armed. Of the estimated 400,000 illegal guns that flood the city, most are in the hands of the criminals.

Thus, if you can’t get a permit to carry — which is difficult to do in New York — and you choose to arm yourself for personal protection, you become a criminal.

“What if you use an illegal weapon to shoot someone who tries to shoot you or steal your car?” I asked the transit worker. “Won’t you face charges yourself?”

“Maybe so,” he said, “but at least I’ll be around to do the explaining.”

©2013 Tom Purcell. Tom Purcell, author of “Misadventures of a 1970′s Childhood” and “Comical Sense: A Lone Humorist Takes on a World Gone Nutty!” is a Pittsburgh Tribune-Review humor columnist and is nationally syndicated exclusively by Cagle Cartoons Inc. For info on using this column in your publication or website, contact Cari Dawson Bartley at [email protected] Send comments to Tom at [email protected] (4431)



2 thoughts on “A New Yorker’s View of Gun Control

  1. Well, that sounds just about exactly true.
    A number of years ago, I was shot, in a crowded restaurant, by an idiot who was not allowed to have a gun but did so anyway. When I pressed charges, some of his friends threatened to kill me.
    I reqiested permission to carry a concealed weapon, and took the precaution of getting endorsements to my request from a state legislator and from the head of our local police vice squad. The judge turned down my request, and threatened me with jail for daring to question his decision.
    Since then, our local gun-owners’-rights organization, VCDL, has pushed through a policy change in state law. Now the judges MUST issue a permit unless there is some reason to deny it.
    Have never had to even draw my weapon from its holster, but being able to show it and put my hand on the butt has stopped several attempted robberies.

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